I know who I am. I'm no mystery. I write; about people and events I find interesting. Have you ever met an interesting person and wondered to yourself where they came from, what makes them tick, or how they came to be the way they are? Malcolm is interesting. He got his start in a humble home, not unlike the one pictured above, but the last I heard, he was, festering in some remote jungle, forced into hiding. Check out what he had to say about his current condition on the Finding Malcolm page and ask yourself, How did he end up there? Post your ideas on my blog, but if you really want to know what led to Malcom's pitiful situation, pick of a copy of Elephants and Chopping Blocks Retain Their Natural Color at Amazon or download an e-version to your Kindle.